moriarty:

on my way to save yo planet

lulz 

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why are clothes so expensive like i want a jacket not another limb

(Source: josephasfoury, via where-the-roads-end)

xchrononautx:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

[source]

I love this thing its brilliant. Even if its your mother tongue, read it aloud anyway it’s worth it I promise.

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thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

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